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Re: Speaking of Politics ...

Post by IsnipeWithAknife » Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:01 am

The Aceman wrote:spoken like a true sci-fi fan....lol
the only thing left to decide is which sci-fi reality I'd want in the future :D
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Post by Hostrauser » Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:18 am

American Democratic Republic - The cow can only produce one type of milk at a time. When it produces whole milk, the non-fat milk people complain. When it produces non-fat milk, the whole milk people complain. No matter how good the milk is or how much is being produced, (at least) half of the people are berating and whipping the cow for not doing their bidding. The cow is already showing signs of great stress. Eventually the cow will drop dead and everyone will be forced to drink water, whether they like it or not. :|

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Re: Speaking of Politics ...

Post by fieldshowqueen » Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:37 am

IsnipeWithAknife wrote:go to space and mine resources when we run out of resources here on earth
WALL*E anyone? LOL
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Re: Speaking of Politics ...

Post by fieldshowqueen » Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:51 am

Theocracy: You have two cows. These were provided by a "higher power" of the only approved state religion. You can only do with the cows what the higher power has planned for said cows and the higher power will not communicate this directly to you but through selected "holy" persons. You may or may not be able to milk the cows unless that is the will of the higher power, but in the event you do get to milk them you will need to take 1/2 of the yield and present it as an offering on a selected holy day at a specified holy place, and if you do not do so you will not receive your just desserts when you pass on from this world.
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Re: Speaking of Politics ...

Post by IsnipeWithAknife » Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:38 am

Battlestar galactica: You have two cows, one of them is a cylon
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Re: Speaking of Politics ...

Post by IsnipeWithAknife » Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:09 am

fieldshowqueen wrote:
IsnipeWithAknife wrote:go to space and mine resources when we run out of resources here on earth
WALL*E anyone? LOL
I actually haven't seen that movie...
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