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Get a water filter.
This is both disturbing and somewhat gross, Drugs in our drinking water:
http://hamptonroads.cox.net/cci/newsnat ... atearticle
http://hamptonroads.cox.net/cci/newsnat ... atearticle
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Re: Get a water filter.
I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!
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I, for one, don't wish lose my ability to spend less than 15 minutes getting what I came for in a store, or my ability to decide what to wear in five minutes.fieldshowqueen wrote:... you say that like that is a bad thingEx Nihilo wrote:we're all gonna turn into women i tells you.
they're putting hormones in the drinking water. the government is gonna turn us all into women!!!!
I still like that quote/saying: "Men are smarter than women; if women were smarter, they'd all be lesbians."
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oy! Can you even imagine? You think we have too much war now. You think cat fights are bad, just wait until we have cat WARS. And you know it would happen too.fieldshowqueen wrote:... you say that like that is a bad thingEx Nihilo wrote:we're all gonna turn into women i tells you.
they're putting hormones in the drinking water. the government is gonna turn us all into women!!!!
And c'mon hostrauser, guys don't mind shopping. As long as it for themselves and something manly, such as a car, big screen TV, tools, etc. Shopping for someone else or clothes can pretty much be chalked up to torture.
Kind of off-topic, but one thing the doesn't fall under either classification is grocery shopping. Fun if you're really hungry, boring if you just ate.
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Hostrauser wrote:I, for one, don't wish lose my ability to spend less than 15 minutes getting what I came for in a store, or my ability to decide what to wear in five minutes.fieldshowqueen wrote:... you say that like that is a bad thingEx Nihilo wrote:we're all gonna turn into women i tells you.
they're putting hormones in the drinking water. the government is gonna turn us all into women!!!!
I still like that quote/saying: "Men are smarter than women; if women were smarter, they'd all be lesbians."
One: I HATE shopping ... any type (grocery, clothes, Christmas gifts ...)
Two: I get showered, dried including hair, dressed and makeup put on if necessary in about 15 minutes. Deduct 5 sans makeup. And that includes picking out what I'm going to wear. AND it doesn't matter if it's everyday wear or a party, I still need to put on the same number of pieces of clothing so it still only takes me 10-15 minutes.
Three: We all know women make Da'Rules. Men wouldn't last a week as a woman (watch "What Women Want"). You will tell me I'm right about all this because that's what you all posted in a different thread.
Four: Yes men are smarter than women (a Danish study says men have 8% more brain mass and a recent SAT test study says men have a 3.5 to 5 point higher IQ than women), but women live longer. Also if men are that much smarter then they can figure out a way to fix the water - I have better things to do with my life (like passing along the "Book of Female Secrets" to my two daughters).
... and I still like the joke (and I hope this is WoP appropriate) ... Why do men become smarter when having sex? A: Because they are plugged into a genius.
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awesome joke! but anyways. I agree, not all women fall into he stereotypical "what women are/do"fieldshowqueen wrote:Hostrauser wrote:I, for one, don't wish lose my ability to spend less than 15 minutes getting what I came for in a store, or my ability to decide what to wear in five minutes.fieldshowqueen wrote: ... you say that like that is a bad thing
I still like that quote/saying: "Men are smarter than women; if women were smarter, they'd all be lesbians."
One: I HATE shopping ... any type (grocery, clothes, Christmas gifts ...)
Two: I get showered, dried including hair, dressed and makeup put on if necessary in about 15 minutes. Deduct 5 sans makeup. And that includes picking out what I'm going to wear. AND it doesn't matter if it's everyday wear or a party, I still need to put on the same number of pieces of clothing so it still only takes me 10-15 minutes.
Three: We all know women make Da'Rules. Men wouldn't last a week as a woman (watch "What Women Want"). You will tell me I'm right about all this because that's what you all posted in a different thread.
Four: Yes men are smarter than women (a Danish study says men have 8% more brain mass and a recent SAT test study says men have a 3.5 to 5 point higher IQ than women), but women live longer. Also if men are that much smarter then they can figure out a way to fix the water - I have better things to do with my life (like passing along the "Book of Female Secrets" to my two daughters).
... and I still like the joke (and I hope this is WoP appropriate) ... Why do men become smarter when having sex? A: Because they are plugged into a genius.
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Just for Aceman ...Aceman wrote:oy! Can you even imagine? You think we have too much war now. You think cat fights are bad, just wait until we have cat WARS. And you know it would happen too.
(Edited to put in the right person)
Last edited by fieldshowqueen on Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:33 am, edited 1 time in total.
that's cuz you're not a woman.fieldshowqueen wrote:Hostrauser wrote:I, for one, don't wish lose my ability to spend less than 15 minutes getting what I came for in a store, or my ability to decide what to wear in five minutes.fieldshowqueen wrote: ... you say that like that is a bad thing
I still like that quote/saying: "Men are smarter than women; if women were smarter, they'd all be lesbians."
One: I HATE shopping ... any type (grocery, clothes, Christmas gifts ...)
Two: I get showered, dried including hair, dressed and makeup put on if necessary in about 15 minutes. Deduct 5 sans makeup. And that includes picking out what I'm going to wear. AND it doesn't matter if it's everyday wear or a party, I still need to put on the same number of pieces of clothing so it still only takes me 10-15 minutes.
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The only reason why I use filtered water is because the pipes in my Home and Apartment are really old and [censored].
The only reason why I use filtered water is because the pipes in my Home and Apartment are really old and [censored].
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