"The Voice" Fan Club (NOT a Sticky)

DJ-PsiLon · Post by **DJ-PsiLon** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:42 pm

Hi this is Ryan H. Turner "The Voice of Southern California". I will be doing your visual critique this evening.......

Ryan should start off each tape like that.

March4Life · Post by **March4Life** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:43 pm

Ryan H. Turner wrote:
FluteOfTheNewWorld wrote:
March4Life wrote:
It's tradition to hear your voice at competitions! It just wouldn't be the same without hearing you once this season! I think I'm going to go through withdrawals!
Agreed. AND IT'S MY SENIOR YEAR!!

How about doing Vista again?
How 'bout you listen to your Visual Performance tape instead from the Vista Tournament, for I shall be parked in that pressbox for about, ohhhhhhhhhhh, 13 hours!

Haha... okay.

Will we still be seeing some reviews?

Maybe since you won't be announcing, those cows at Vista won't also be going crazy to hear your voice.

FluteOfTheNewWorld · Post by **FluteOfTheNewWorld** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:58 pm

[UCI]-Mike wrote:Hi this is Ryan H. Turner "The Voice of Southern California". I will be doing your visual critique this evening.......

March4Life wrote:Maybe since you won't be announcing, those cows at Vista won't also be going crazy to hear your voice.

See Mr. Turner?! We can't go on without you!

The Aceman · Post by **The Aceman** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:31 pm

[UCI]-Mike wrote:Hi this is Ryan H. Turner "The Voice of Southern California". I will be doing your visual critique this evening.......

Ryan should start off each tape like that.

Best idea ever.

Ryan H. Turner · Post by **Ryan H. Turner** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:44 pm

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you had to bring up those DAMNED COWS!!!

Rule #1.

I will be professional as I will REALLY be the "voice" of SCSBOA now. So--funny and as cute and as tickled as I am by the idea--I'll be saying "Hello, this Ryan H. Turner from the SCSBOA, judging you here today in the area of Visual Performance at the Such and Such Tournament on Month, date, year. I'll be looking at your show in the 3 major subcaptions, including coordination of all elements, blah blah blah, and blah blah blah. I want to wish you the best of luck and I'll be back as soon as you're ready."

Rule #2.

I made the decision that once a judge, i would NOT critique shows on WOP. If I announce, fair game. But if I'm JUDGING, no no no. Not good. Why? Well, regardless of the fact that I'm THERE, I've got a job to do. I don't want to cheat you kids out of my attention because I'm thinking with one part of my massively complex brain about what my article is going to be like. See what I mean? I need to give all my effort to making sure I'm evaluating your visual performances accurately as I can. That is, of course, I have enough Diet Coke on board!!!

Rule #3.

MARCH WELL AND BE CONFIDENT. And you will get amazingly funny and positive tapes from me. Go out and NOT know what you're doing, I will struggle to keep from launching into you. I KID!!! But I do hype on tapes--I have quite a reputation for being, how should I say, ENTHUSIASTIC on tape. Go for it--you'll like it.

Have fun.

FluteOfTheNewWorld · Post by **FluteOfTheNewWorld** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:52 pm

Ryan H. Turner wrote:
Rule #1.

I will be professional as I will REALLY be the "voice" of SCSBOA now. So--funny and as cute and as tickled as I am by the idea--I'll be saying "Hello, this Ryan H. Turner from the SCSBOA, judging you here today in the area of Visual Performance at the Such and Such Tournament on Month, date, year. I'll be looking at your show in the 3 major subcaptions, including coordination of all elements, blah blah blah, and blah blah blah. I want to wish you the best of luck and I'll be back as soon as you're ready."

Rule #2.

I made the decision that once a judge, i would NOT critique shows on WOP. If I announce, fair game. But if I'm JUDGING, no no no. Not good. Why? Well, regardless of the fact that I'm THERE, I've got a job to do. I don't want to cheat you kids out of my attention because I'm thinking with one part of my massively complex brain about what my article is going to be like. See what I mean? I need to give all my effort to making sure I'm evaluating your visual performances accurately as I can. That is, of course, I have enough Diet Coke on board!!!

Rule #3.

MARCH WELL AND BE CONFIDENT. And you will get amazingly funny and positive tapes from me. Go out and NOT know what you're doing, I will struggle to keep from launching into you. I KID!!! But I do hype on tapes--I have quite a reputation for being, how should I say, ENTHUSIASTIC on tape. Go for it--you'll like it.

Have fun.

I'm excited to hear those tapes!

So... do you have your judging schedule?

Ryan H. Turner · Post by **Ryan H. Turner** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:40 pm

FluteOfTheNewWorld wrote: I'm excited to hear those tapes!

So... do you have your judging schedule?

Yep...but it's top secret

swuster · Post by **swuster** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:08 pm

Ryan H. Turner wrote:"I'll be looking at your show in the 3 major subcaptions, including coordination of all elements, blah blah blah, and blah blah blah."

Blah blah blah and blah blah blah, huh? Always working on those darn blah blah blahs. I think you'll be very impressed with some of the blah blah blahs that the bands will be putting out this year.

DJ-PsiLon · Post by **DJ-PsiLon** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:09 pm

You can always give a review of the hospitality tent for each show.

FluteOfTheNewWorld · Post by **FluteOfTheNewWorld** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:56 pm

[UCI]-Mike wrote:You can always give a review of the hospitality tent for each show.

That would be intresting indeed...

fieldshowqueen · Post by **fieldshowqueen** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 4:45 pm

[UCI]-Mike wrote:You can always give a review of the hospitality tent for each show.

Off topic in the off topic here but a review of hospitality would be appreciated so we can make it better next year. Without a critique or comments, you get the same old (gag) food and drinks.

malletphreak · Post by **malletphreak** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:44 pm

bump.. RYAN hi..

DJ-PsiLon · Post by **DJ-PsiLon** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:49 am

He's afraid of his groupies.

OMIGOD IT'S RHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hostrauser · Post by **Hostrauser** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:54 am

We need shirts with this on them:

The Aceman · Post by **The Aceman** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:41 pm

RHT with his good friend the Chick-Fil-A Cow.