World of Pageantry

Homer: Would you like a donut?
Lisa: No thanks...do you have any fruit?
Homer: This one has purple inside. Purple's a fruit

Shopkeeper: Take this doll, but beware. It carries a terrible curse.
Homer: That's bad.
Shoekeeper: But it comes with a free Frogurt!!
Homer: Oooh, that's good!
Shoekeeper: The Frogurt is also cursed
Homer: That's bad!
Shoekeeper: But you get your choice of toppings!
Homer: That's good!
Shoekeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
*silence*
Shopkeeper: That's bad
Homer: Can I go now?

lol

Ms Hoover: Ralph you failed english.
Ralph: Me fail english thats unpossible.

Bart: Here ralph try this berry.
Millhouse: How does it taste ralph?
Ralph: It tastes like buring

I like Ralph =)

Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. It think it was called 'The Bus that couldn't slow down'

Homer: Hey. We didn't have a message on our answering machine when we left. How very odd.
lol

Thats some good stuff. My favorite sequence, is the one where Homer is remembering his trip to New York when he was younger. OOHH, man was that some good stuff.

Ahhh yeah, Simpsons rock!! I'm kinda disappointed that most people know more about the recent Season 12-13-14 episodes, but not the classics, which in my opinion are the better episodes. I'm not bagging on the newer episodes--they're still great--but, yeah..lol

Yeah the simpsons definetly rock. at my church we even watch it during the sunday school hour. We had this one freaky subsitute for lang. arts who was obsessed with the simpsons, plus he was just odd. he never told us what his name was, and after he finished lecturing he had a list of questions he wrote while watching the simpsons and asked the questions. Even the guy that said he knew the answers to all of them barely got any right. Personally, i think anyone who notices all that detail is just scary.

Homer: English....side.....ruined....must use French! LE GRILL?!?! WHAT THE H3LL IS THAT?!?!

I went on a cruise to Mexico over spring break and oddly enough they had a Simpsons Trivia game. Just random simpsons trivia questions and whoever got the most right won.

I kicked butt and won, clean sweep. I got 22 (out of 20 questions). Thanks to the two bonus questions:

How many spikes are on Barts head?
and
Homers all time GREATEST fear?












9 and sock puppets.

I love the Simpons, but I love the Simpson's song even more!! If that's a real xylophone player, he's freakin awesome! I love the extension of the song that has the cool sax part too. Dang, it's great. I wish we could do that song as a pep tune - that would be so much fuun!

HOMER, watching the line at the post office on the news: Will you look at those morons! I paid my taxes over a year ago!


BART'S KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: ...and the ugly duckling was amazed to realize it had grown into a beautiful swan. So you see children, there is hope for anyone.
BART: Even me?
TEACHER: No.


LISA, on a bus: May I have that seat?
COMIC BOOK GUY: Yes, if you can answer me these questions three. Question the first--
LISA: Never mind.

And I love Ralph!

RALPH: When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar. I love you, Principal Skinner.

"Brr, I'm so sick of this Smarch weather!" -Homer
"Duffman...can't breathe! OH NO!!!" -Duffman

Street Vendor: Khlav Khlash!
Homer: Hey buddy, you got any pizza?
Street Vendor: Only Khlav Khlash.
Homer: Ok I'll take that then.
<eats Khlav Khlash>
Homer: Ok, you got anything to get rid of that awful taste in my mouth?
Street Vendor: Mountain Dew or Crab Juice.
Homer: EEEW YUCK!! BLAH...OH MY...UGGHHH...I'll take a crab juice...AGH!

Too bad they'll never show that New York episode again...

Moe gets a facelift. That was a riot!

On the Valentine's episode, Moe says in the car "Man, he's making us look like a bunch of losers! Oops, my rope came undone!" And Moe reties this rope around his waist thats being used to hold up his ratty-looking pants.

Lol that's one of my favorite episodes! I love the simpsons, especially Bart and his gang.

I've always liked the simpsons but when I was little, like 4, my grandma told me they were the devil and wouldn't let me watch them. I told her she was mean and I didn't get my reese's cup. But I still love the Simpsons!

I am the all knower of Simpsons

cutenerd17 wrote:I love the Simpons, but I love the Simpson's song even more!! If that's a real xylophone player, he's freakin awesome! I love the extension of the song that has the cool sax part too. Dang, it's great. I wish we could do that song as a pep tune - that would be so much fuun!

yeah, it is awsome. The Simpsons has their own 32, or some number in the thirties, piece orchestra, and the music is composed by Danny Elfman.