Cheesy Pick Up Lines

clarinet_j · Post by **clarinet_j** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 11:48 pm

flagchild06 wrote:Some guy tried this on me once and how he reacted totally freaked him out and scared him away. I laughed.

"Hi."
"Hi."
"I want you."
"Okay, no problem."
"What?"
"Have me then"
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah, I want you to want me."
"Um... I gotta go... my mom needs me...."

Haha boys are funny

lol

shorts · Post by **shorts** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 6:36 pm

luckiecg wrote:whay would you say you're a loser?

because pick up lines aren't supposed to be cute. and umm...i say that i'm a loser alot. (the umm... was because i forgot what i was going to say)

luckiecg · Post by **luckiecg** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 4:59 pm

oh, okay...

PricklyPearPeople4meandU · Post by **PricklyPearPeople4meandU** » Sat Nov 15, 2003 7:12 pm

we had to collect some for a dance last year (dont ask)
so here are some i remember:
Do you have a library card? Cuz I'm checkin' you out!
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
How you doin'?

Matadork05 · Post by **Matadork05** » Sat Nov 15, 2003 8:02 pm

The drummers and I always test out pick up lines on eachother!!

Lizzy05 · Post by **Lizzy05** » Sat Nov 15, 2003 8:15 pm

God called, he's mssing an angel.

Matadork05 · Post by **Matadork05** » Sat Nov 15, 2003 8:38 pm

Here are a few winners, or at least a good laugh.

*Our guys on guard wear tuxs for parade season, their pick up line is: "Bond. James Bond."

*Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.

*Put a pen and a $20 in your pocket. Approach the target and take out the twenty and the pen. Rip the $20 in half and write your number on one half. Give the target the other half, then say call me tonight so we can figure out how to send that money, and walk away.

*"Wow."

*"Whats your sign?"

*"Are you a fish? No? Cause you must be the catch of the day!"

*"Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?"

*"I believe that it was Socrates who said, "Know thyself." Well, I already know myself, how about I get to know you? "

shorts wrote:-Can I take your picture? [Why?] Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas. (aww)

thats the best! might not work but id laugh!

worst lines:
*If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put you between f and ck.
*I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
*Improve your image, be seen with me.
*Which one of the Spice girls are you?

Heres something to think about:
Men who were successful when they used the pickup line "Hi": 71%
Women who were successful when they used the pickup line "Hi": 100%

ALL TIME BEST PICK UP LINE:
I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!

Shrekinet · Post by **Shrekinet** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 10:11 pm

yay! this thread is still alive.. kinda. hehe. omg these are real great. gives me and me buddies something to laff about on the bus rides.

Matadork05, all those lines were funny and some were pretty suave if i say so myself.

sabrebatgirl · Post by **sabrebatgirl** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 4:39 pm

"Your body must be VISA cause its everywere I want to be."
"Screw me if I am wrong but did you say your name was Bill?"

PricklyPearPeople4meandU · Post by **PricklyPearPeople4meandU** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 5:02 pm

are those astronaut pants you're wearing? cuz your butt is out of this world!if you were a booger, i'd pick you!
if i could change the alphabet i'd put you and i together
cant remember anymore right now...

Matadork05 · Post by **Matadork05** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 6:38 pm

Shrekinet wrote:Matadork05, all those lines were funny and some were pretty suave if i say so myself.

aww shucks...i cant get a boyfriend but they are pretty amusing! I was trying them out on guys in my class and one guy thought i was seriously hitting on him!!:oops:

shorts · Post by **shorts** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 5:29 pm

i think these are great, but kory's was still the best.

are you a fart because you blew me away.

jrichmond68 · Post by **jrichmond68** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 8:39 pm

does this one work?

"I'm old enough to be your daddy"

Matadork05 · Post by **Matadork05** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 12:27 pm

"If i said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"

Matadork05 · Post by **Matadork05** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 9:23 pm

You're so hot you started global warming

Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.

Are you a Parking ticket because you got Fine writen all over you!

Does your dad work at Snapple? Cuz you're made from the best stuff on earth!

The Bible says my body is a temple. Do you want to come over for midnight mass?

Damn, girl, was your dad a boxer? 'Cause you're a knockout.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I drive by again?

Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.

Are you from Tennessee? 'Cuz you're the only ten I see.

You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right and I'll do it your way.

So ladies, has anyone ever hit on you and you were totally disgusted but didnt know what to do? Here you go:

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "So, what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yeah, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason."
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

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