Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Shrekinet · Post by **Shrekinet** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 2:22 pm

haha, i was just inspired by another thread to see if anyone knew any cheesy pick up lines, and if they ever worked.

I heard a story that this girl said "My love for you is like diarrhea ... i can't hold it in." . hahaha! still makes me laugh.

and she amazingly got a date!

does anyone have any? not that you used them or anything...=þ

triplettDIDDLE · Post by **triplettDIDDLE** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 2:51 pm

"your father must be a baker cause youve got a nice pair of buns"

hilariousness

triplettDIDDLE · Post by **triplettDIDDLE** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 5:01 pm

when you say you have more more, does this mean you actually use these? or is it all for $hits and giggles?

formermarcher · Post by **formermarcher** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 5:48 pm

I heard this one from PhantomPhan:

Spiders are annoying
So are ants
Gosh your pretty
Now take off your pants

Hialrious!

Shrekinet · Post by **Shrekinet** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 6:57 pm

when you say you have more more, does this mean you actually use these? or is it all for $hits and giggles?

nah...you dont have to actually use them. i was just wondering if you did...if they actually worked. hehe.

formermarcher · Post by **formermarcher** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 7:08 pm

I don't think the pick-up line I put on would work...you'd get slapped probably.

Unless it was like a hooker or someone...

Care_Bear · Post by **Care_Bear** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 8:38 pm

my friend told me that this one guy actually told her, "do you have a phone?:"i guess he meant to say something else. but that didn't work.lol. i think its pretty funny though

formermarcher · Post by **formermarcher** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 9:05 pm

Care_Bear wrote:my friend told me that this one guy actually told her, "do you have a phone?:"i guess he meant to say something else. but that didn't work.lol. i think its pretty funny though

Uh...I don't even know where to begin on how to understand that line.

LovableSheep · Post by **LovableSheep** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 10:02 pm

Care_Bear wrote:my friend told me that this one guy actually told her, "do you have a phone?:"i guess he meant to say something else. but that didn't work.lol. i think its pretty funny though

Hehe. That doesn't really seem to work right.

sabrebatgirl · Post by **sabrebatgirl** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 2:37 pm

"I know milk does a body good, but damn! How much did you drink?"
Heh, that one makes me laugh.

DJ-PsiLon · Post by **DJ-PsiLon** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 3:05 pm

I've heard some pretty awful ones that I can't repeat in this forum.

formermarcher · Post by **formermarcher** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 3:10 pm

[UCI]-Mike wrote:I've heard some pretty awful ones that I can't repeat in this forum.

Aww see now you've gotten us all wanting to know!!!

Care_Bear · Post by **Care_Bear** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 4:19 pm

formermarcher wrote:
Care_Bear wrote:my friend told me that this one guy actually told her, "do you have a phone?:"i guess he meant to say something else. but that didn't work.lol. i think its pretty funny though
Uh...I don't even know where to begin on how to understand that line.

yeah, me either...

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