Cheesy Pick Up Lines
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Cheesy Pick Up Lines
haha, i was just inspired by another thread to see if anyone knew any cheesy pick up lines, and if they ever worked.
I heard a story that this girl said "My love for you is like diarrhea ... i can't hold it in." . hahaha! still makes me laugh. and she amazingly got a date!
does anyone have any? not that you used them or anything...=þ
I heard a story that this girl said "My love for you is like diarrhea ... i can't hold it in." . hahaha! still makes me laugh. and she amazingly got a date!
does anyone have any? not that you used them or anything...=þ
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mmm...cheezy
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you use them
when you say you have more more, does this mean you actually use these? or is it all for $hits and giggles?
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I heard this one from PhantomPhan:
Spiders are annoying
So are ants
Gosh your pretty
Now take off your pants
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Spiders are annoying
So are ants
Gosh your pretty
Now take off your pants
Hialrious!
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I don't think the pick-up line I put on would work...you'd get slapped probably.
Unless it was like a hooker or someone...
Unless it was like a hooker or someone...
"It is your destiny to be the leader who uses this event to rally a city, a nation...a world"
"Its not what you do or what you say, but HOW you do it that matters the most"
UC: Riverside, Class Of 2007
"Its not what you do or what you say, but HOW you do it that matters the most"
UC: Riverside, Class Of 2007
do you have a phone?
my friend told me that this one guy actually told her, "do you have a phone?:"i guess he meant to say something else. but that didn't work.lol. i think its pretty funny though
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Re: do you have a phone?
Uh...I don't even know where to begin on how to understand that line.Care_Bear wrote:my friend told me that this one guy actually told her, "do you have a phone?:"i guess he meant to say something else. but that didn't work.lol. i think its pretty funny though
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Re: do you have a phone?
Hehe. That doesn't really seem to work right.Care_Bear wrote:my friend told me that this one guy actually told her, "do you have a phone?:"i guess he meant to say something else. but that didn't work.lol. i think its pretty funny though
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Aww see now you've gotten us all wanting to know!!![UCI]-Mike wrote:I've heard some pretty awful ones that I can't repeat in this forum.
"It is your destiny to be the leader who uses this event to rally a city, a nation...a world"
"Its not what you do or what you say, but HOW you do it that matters the most"
UC: Riverside, Class Of 2007
"Its not what you do or what you say, but HOW you do it that matters the most"
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Re: do you have a phone?
yeah, me either...formermarcher wrote:Uh...I don't even know where to begin on how to understand that line.Care_Bear wrote:my friend told me that this one guy actually told her, "do you have a phone?:"i guess he meant to say something else. but that didn't work.lol. i think its pretty funny though
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