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The Best News Story You'll Read All Year

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:53 pm
by Hostrauser

Re: The Best News Story You'll Read All Year

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 4:50 pm
by malletphreak
wow..

just...

wow...

Re: The Best News Story You'll Read All Year

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:29 pm
by Ryan H. Turner
I don't know what's worse...being slapped by an 8 inch sausage (which....really....I just don't need that visual in my life right now), or reading that a reporter went to the trouble of making sure we knew that the discarded weapon.....was..... :rotf: ....eaten by a dog.

I mean....

WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!?

Re: The Best News Story You'll Read All Year

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:00 pm
by Ex Nihilo
you're right. that was, indeed, the best story ever written.

Re: The Best News Story You'll Read All Year

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:40 pm
by bassoonuba
Even better than reading about it was watching it on the news. It must have been a slow news day or something... they even went through the trouble of sending someone to the store to pick up a sausage just so we could see one.

Re: The Best News Story You'll Read All Year

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 10:20 pm
by Wildabeast
Well...thank the heavens it wasn't in proximity of the WBA Fall Meeting at the Radisson.


As for the sausage...perhaps the authorities will need to have someone watch the dog in order to ummmmm....recover the weapon as evidence?

Re: The Best News Story You'll Read All Year

Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 9:09 pm
by mkosbie
*sigh*. I live in Fresno. *sigh*

Re: The Best News Story You'll Read All Year

Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:17 am
by LoyalTubist
If it happened anywhere else, it wouldn't be in the paper.