The Best News Story You'll Read All Year

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The Best News Story You'll Read All Year

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Re: The Best News Story You'll Read All Year

Post by malletphreak » Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:50 pm

wow..

just...

wow...
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Re: The Best News Story You'll Read All Year

Post by Ryan H. Turner » Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:29 pm

I don't know what's worse...being slapped by an 8 inch sausage (which....really....I just don't need that visual in my life right now), or reading that a reporter went to the trouble of making sure we knew that the discarded weapon.....was..... :rotf: ....eaten by a dog.

I mean....

WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!?

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Re: The Best News Story You'll Read All Year

Post by Ex Nihilo » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:00 pm

you're right. that was, indeed, the best story ever written.

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Re: The Best News Story You'll Read All Year

Post by bassoonuba » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:40 pm

Even better than reading about it was watching it on the news. It must have been a slow news day or something... they even went through the trouble of sending someone to the store to pick up a sausage just so we could see one.
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Re: The Best News Story You'll Read All Year

Post by Wildabeast » Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:20 pm

Well...thank the heavens it wasn't in proximity of the WBA Fall Meeting at the Radisson.


As for the sausage...perhaps the authorities will need to have someone watch the dog in order to ummmmm....recover the weapon as evidence?
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Re: The Best News Story You'll Read All Year

Post by mkosbie » Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:09 pm

*sigh*. I live in Fresno. *sigh*
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Re: The Best News Story You'll Read All Year

Post by LoyalTubist » Mon Sep 15, 2008 10:17 am

If it happened anywhere else, it wouldn't be in the paper.

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