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Posted: **Sun Aug 03, 2003 10:52 pm**

Bill Clinton! Thinking in his head that he could teach this band, he became the new director. With his political skills came a great leadership for the band, but he lacked one thing....it was...

Posted: **Sun Aug 03, 2003 11:04 pm**

musical diversity. sure he play a sax but that was about it. he really didnt know how to play any other instrument so the musicians didnt have respect for him. soon he was voted out of the band being called the weakest link. later that day another peerson stepped forward to take his place and his name was...

Posted: **Sun Aug 03, 2003 11:21 pm**

David Gibbs! David decided to teach the marching marchers in his spare time when he wasnt teaching the soon to be 11 time world champions!!! haha

Posted: **Fri Aug 08, 2003 6:13 pm**

but,then he wanted to namethe band "the gibbs" so they got into a huge fight and then they decided to ...................................................

Posted: **Fri Aug 08, 2003 9:25 pm**

have a recall election! 400 people applied to be the new band director of the Marching Marchers, and one of the leading candidates was Arnold Schwarzenegger. He said that he would "clean house" in the band. This scared many of the musicians, and thought it was best not to elect him. Arnold was mad, and said "I'll be back!" So out of the 399 candidates left, the marchers decided to elect...

Posted: **Fri Aug 08, 2003 10:47 pm**

incompetent and so they fired him. They thought 99.991 was definitely an underated score. So they went through another group of possible directors, and finally settled on former Thousand Oaks band director Bill Haney. The first thing Mr. Haney said to the group was...

Posted: **Sat Aug 09, 2003 12:07 am**

99.991? 99.991?!?!? You have to do better than that if you expect me to stay. Now I will be holding practices 24/7, and you all will be eating, sleeping, and breathing band! I will not besatisfied until you are at least 102, and we must go up from there! Any questions?
"Um sir? Isn't that a little impossible?" a freshman asked
"You dare to question me?" he said, and then breathed fire everywhere. "Anyone else have anything to say" He asked, calmly.
Someone raised their hand and said...

Posted: **Sat Aug 09, 2003 10:30 am**

"i have to go to the bathroom!" then he turned to that person and said "you will not go to the bathroom until we get a 102 or higher!!!!!!!!!!!"so the next competition they scored a 101.99.then the person who had to go to the bathroom went to the bathroom on the feild and got.............................

Posted: **Sat Aug 09, 2003 6:08 pm**

yelled at and sent to Siberia. But then they discovered he was partly deaf and could talk right under his nose and he couldn't hear, so they started talking about him during rehearsals....

Posted: **Sun Aug 10, 2003 4:59 am**

and called him "the great bob"!

and"toilet boy"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then the director got all mad and said"i am the only great one here your all losers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"then...............................

Posted: **Sun Aug 10, 2003 12:13 pm**

they said "psh. you're fired." and made toilet boy the band director. soon they scored well over a 102 and were the top band in the world. Unfortunately, now there was nowhere to go but down...

Posted: **Sun Aug 10, 2003 2:35 pm**

so they made all the best players leave and got really bad ones to come then..............................................

Posted: **Sun Aug 10, 2003 4:20 pm**

haties where they marched till they became good there and the devil named them the blue devils and thats how...............................

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