World of Pageantry

THIS IS A GAME WHERE YOU TELL A PART OF A STORY AND END W/ ........ AND THEN SOMEONE ELSE TELL THE NEXT PART AND SO ON.I'LL START!!!




THERE WAS ONCE A MARCHING BAND THAT WAS THE BEST EVER BUT,THEY COULDN'T PICK A NAME BECAUSE EVRYONE ARGUED ABOUT IT SO THEY CALLED THEMSELVES THE..........................

Marching Marchers! So, the Marching Marchers always put on the greatest shows, and always entertain their crowd, but they don't march on a football field like we do, but rather they march on a...

gigantic pound cake as big a foot ball field. they enjoyed practicing on their pound cake; apparently it helped with posture. one day the fat kid on tuba did a foolish thing and decided to eat a slice of the field with his bowl of lard at lunch...the band was furious that the fat kid, Gordo, for tainting the field with his girthy fingers and saliva. The band director decided to....

lock Gordo up in a mental institiution. You see, Gordo has had problems with cake in the past. He has a history of breaking into cake stores. At one point, Gordo was breaking into cake stores all across the country, and he was even on the FBI's 10 most wanted list. Gordo kept on running, until he was caught by the FBI breaking into a cake store in Southern California. It was all over the news the next day, and on the front page, there was a picture of Gordo trying to eat...

A FBI agent's leg which he had confused for cake. Anyway, enough about Gordo...he would be locked away for awhile. So the Marching Marchers wondered how they could repair their damaged field, when suddenly it came clear: they went to the mental hospital, and made Gordo vomit up the cake he had eaten! The ABC cake was taken back to the field and it was put back together with a chainsaw and some...

duct tape because everyone knows that duct tape fixes everything. so once they got the field repaired they started the practicing again. their practice schedual was so grusome they practiced .....

23 hours a day, and were expected to practice 2 hours a day at home. This was of course why they were so good. They practiced so much that soon the cake became very dirty, so they soon had to transfer to a...

Mexico! In Mexico they practiced on oversized flan! Soon all the Marching Marchers became fluent in Spanish and performed for all of Mexico, becoming the most loved group of Mexico! They would advertise their show as "The biggest, greatest....

taco show ever !!!! then they got tired of that so they decided to move there show to a big cruse ship where they marched on a a pancancake and after all the shows they.......................

went back to their original cake field where they practiced and practiced and praticed until finally they all just fell a sleep on the field. When they all woke up...

they found out that the sun had cemented them into the cake. They couldn't get themselves unstuck and their precious instruments were going to be ruined. They had one choice. The drum major, who fell asleep sitting up, had to call in for Gordo to come eat them out. But when Gordo got there...

he told everyone about his extensive rehab to solve his cake-eating problem. He said that he was 100% off cake now, and that he would never go near cake again. This, of course, disappointed the Marching Marchers. Everyone had lost hope, and most people thought that they would die in the cake. But, all of a sudden...

Homer came!

and replied..mmmm... cake. So then he ate the cake and everyone got out and then all the instruments were saved. But there was one problem, along with the cake, Homer had also eatin...

the band director! Now the Marching Marchers were without a director and a field, and they had a competition the next day! The Marchers realized that the show had to go on, but the next day, they got dead last in the competition for the first time in their band history! Everyone was sad, but the next day, they found a new cake for their field, and they also hired a new band director, who was...