Funny quotes
Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 8:56 pm
Anybody have any funny quotes/morales/philosophies they would like to share?
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 9:10 pm
Ever stop to think, then forget to start again?
Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 9:20 pm
I was sitting in the park one day, wondering why frisbees get bigger as they get closer. And then, it hit me.
Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 10:03 pm
"I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. " - Bertrand Russell
"It is silly to like The Cure! No, Really! They are really silly people! Stop listening to them!" - Ray Smuckles
"They say married men live longer? Ho ho! It just seems longer." - Bobby Slayton
"Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers." - Robert Green Ingersoll
"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice – there are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia." - Frank Zappa
"If you wind up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest or some guy on TV telling you how to do your [stuff], then YOU DESERVE IT." - Frank Zappa
"The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they're property." - Frank Zappa
"I just can't get going in the morning until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee... oh sure, I've tried other enemas..." - Emo Philips
"It is silly to like The Cure! No, Really! They are really silly people! Stop listening to them!" - Ray Smuckles
"They say married men live longer? Ho ho! It just seems longer." - Bobby Slayton
"Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers." - Robert Green Ingersoll
"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice – there are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia." - Frank Zappa
"If you wind up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest or some guy on TV telling you how to do your [stuff], then YOU DESERVE IT." - Frank Zappa
"The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they're property." - Frank Zappa
"I just can't get going in the morning until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee... oh sure, I've tried other enemas..." - Emo Philips
Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 11:22 pm
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Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 8:10 am
"Some people say winning isn't everything, I say those people never won anything" -Unknown
"Not everyone understands House music; it's a spiritual thing; a body thing; a soul thing." -Eddie Amador
"Rock is dead. Long live Paper and Scissors." -Zedhed
"Not everyone understands House music; it's a spiritual thing; a body thing; a soul thing." -Eddie Amador
"Rock is dead. Long live Paper and Scissors." -Zedhed
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 9:49 am
I am king of the Romans and above grammar - Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 9:54 am
"You know I'm sick of following my dreams man, I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later." - Mitch Hedberg
"Anthony Kiedis is a JUNKIE!" - Mike Patton
"The answers to life's questions lie in what we love most" - Me
Anything Mitch Hedberg or Mike Patton ever said is pretty much worthy material.
"Anthony Kiedis is a JUNKIE!" - Mike Patton
"The answers to life's questions lie in what we love most" - Me
Anything Mitch Hedberg or Mike Patton ever said is pretty much worthy material.
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 11:09 am
Oh sorry, I forgot to pay attention to the "funny" part. Although my last one was a funny one anyways.
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 10:13 pm
May?tSz42 wrote:www.bash.org
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But some of the funniest stuff ever is on bash...
bash.org wrote: <Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language
brief moments of lucidity
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:35 pm
Crazy Cat Lady: (calm) "Thanks to this psychoactive medication I enjoy brief moments of lucidity."
Marge: "Those are Reese's Pieces."
Crazy Cat Lady: "Gyaah hya ya!" (goes crazy, hurls cats)
Marge: "Those are Reese's Pieces."
Crazy Cat Lady: "Gyaah hya ya!" (goes crazy, hurls cats)