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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 7:56 pm 
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Anybody have any funny quotes/morales/philosophies they would like to share?


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www.bash.org
-Warning, may contain offensive langauge


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Oh sorry, I forgot to pay attention to the "funny" part. Although my last one was a funny one anyways.

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tSz42 wrote:
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May?

But some of the funniest stuff ever is on bash...

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<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language


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