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Posted: **Thu May 08, 2008 12:06 am**

i hereby begin yet another round of mindless drivel.

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2008 6:30 am**

Oh lord ... I guess we need to dig up "the plans for a fan club" from the RHT box. We need to delegate: Officers of the club, someone get with CafePress, someone get "The Purple Hair's" schedule, etc.

Oh! And we'll need a purple hair garden gnome.

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2008 7:53 am**

NOT THE GNOME!!!

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2008 8:32 am**

Brad wrote:

NOT THE GNOME!!!

it travels from thread to thread.... but now with different color

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2008 9:59 am**

OH, THE HUMANITY, THE HUMANITY!!

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2008 10:56 am**

Mallet ... you are too good to Kevin.

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2008 11:17 am**

You know...pardon me for thinking this way because I'm usually not this crude...but if you stick a handle out of the ass of that gnome, that sure would make a great gavel!!! You could start Purple Hair Musician Fan Club meetings with that gavel...

CRACK CRACK CRACK!!! This meeting is now in session!! And I DO mean CRACK!!!

GET IT?!?!?!

I need more Diet Coke....BRING ME THE DIET COKE!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2008 11:19 am**

Ryan H. Turner wrote:You know...pardon me for thinking this way because I'm usually not this crude...but if you stick a handle out of the ass of that gnome, that sure would make a great gavel!!! You could start Purple Hair Musician Fan Club meetings with that gavel...

CRACK CRACK CRACK!!! This meeting is now in session!! And I DO mean CRACK!!!

GET IT?!?!?!

I need more Diet Coke....BRING ME THE DIET COKE!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2008 3:42 pm**

Ryan, only you would think of... that.

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2008 4:25 pm**

All he wanted was a Diet Coke, just one Diet Coke, and she wouldn't give it to him, just one Diet Coke. He's not crazy, INSTITUTIONALIZED , you're the one that's crazy, INSTITUTIONALIZED.......

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2008 4:28 pm**

I think that since this is the KP "Purple Hair Musician" Fan Club that Hostrauser should have a say in his gavel ... I mean, maybe he don't want a gnome like Ryan. Maybe he wants a purple flamingo or some other yard ornament (and there's a hint for another photoshop op).

... and I've come up with our first merchandising item ... "KP Purple Haze Hair Dye" by Manic Panic. I wonder if we can get them to put his picture on the box?

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2008 4:31 pm**

The Aceman wrote:All he wanted was a Diet Coke, just one Diet Coke, and she wouldn't give it to him, just one Diet Coke. He's not crazy, INSTITUTIONALIZED , you're the one that's crazy, INSTITUTIONALIZED.......

That is a great song ... and sooooooo true sometimes.

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2008 6:15 pm**

The bad part of me wants to go out and buy a red hat, yellow shirt, and green pants and do a live-action re-enactment of that garden gnome picture.

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2008 6:26 pm**

... and re-dye your hair purple? hahahahahaha

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2008 6:34 pm**

Hostrauser wrote:The bad part of me wants to go out and buy a red hat, yellow shirt, and green pants and do a live-action re-enactment of that garden gnome picture.

i can't say it cause of the nature of this forum... gah... kevin curse you!

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PURPLE HAIR MUSICIAN FAN CLUB!!!

PURPLE HAIR MUSICIAN FAN CLUB!!!