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TITANTRUMPET3
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by TITANTRUMPET3 » Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:36 pm
IsnipeWithAknife wrote:The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl
FLEUR DELACOUR FROM HARRY POTTER? =P
i kidd..
it reminds me off it though...
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by Hostrauser » Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:49 pm
Reminds me of Ahhnold Schwarzenegger from "Kahrifoahnya"
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by meg84 » Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:11 pm
Hostrauser wrote:i am in ur skool, failinz ur classes
who is this and are you in one of my calsses
smile all the time!!!!!
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by Hostrauser » Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:52 pm
meg84 wrote:Hostrauser wrote:i am in ur skool, failinz ur classes
who is this and are you in one of my calsses
I am me. Please look over here...
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...look at my age and location, and reconsider whether or not I might be in one of your classes.
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by Brad » Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:10 pm
Be good to your friends
Be good to strangers
be good to yourself
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by senza cervello » Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:42 pm
Hostrauser wrote:meg84 wrote:Hostrauser wrote:i am in ur skool, failinz ur classes
who is this and are you in one of my calsses
I am me. Please look over here...
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...look at my age and location, and reconsider whether or not I might be in one of your classes.
holy... that couldn't be more funny even if it were written by the writers on strike.
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by Ryan H. Turner » Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:27 pm
I'm tellin' ya...he's killin' ME!!!
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by fieldshowqueen » Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:58 pm
Hostrauser wrote:meg84 wrote:Hostrauser wrote:i am in ur skool, failinz ur classes
who is this and are you in one of my calsses
I am me. Please look over here...
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...look at my age and location, and reconsider whether or not I might be in one of your classes.
There's a visual.
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by The Aceman » Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:09 am
KaPOWWW!!!! Two in one day. ahh man.
Go read "Ishmael" a novel by Daniel Quinn. It will literally change your life.
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges.
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by Ex Nihilo » Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:12 am
Hostrauser wrote:meg84 wrote:Hostrauser wrote:i am in ur skool, failinz ur classes
who is this and are you in one of my calsses
I am me. Please look over here...
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...look at my age and location, and reconsider whether or not I might be in one of your classes.
well... considering it's YOU...
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by LoyalTubist » Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:34 am
While we're on the subject of reading things...
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by Nreuest » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:56 am
popsicles are for summer
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by Sixfdsteve » Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:38 pm
senza cervello wrote:Hostrauser wrote:meg84 wrote:
who is this and are you in one of my calsses
I am me. Please look over here...
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...look at my age and location, and reconsider whether or not I might be in one of your classes.
holy... that couldn't be more funny even if it were written by the writers on strike.
I hope he's not in her class!!! I can just hear it now.....
"I'm Chris Hansen from NBC's Dateline....."
Steve Elias
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by meg84 » Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:49 pm
lol
smile all the time!!!!!
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by The Aceman » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:29 pm
Sixfdsteve wrote:senza cervello wrote:Hostrauser wrote:
I am me. Please look over here...
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...look at my age and location, and reconsider whether or not I might be in one of your classes.
holy... that couldn't be more funny even if it were written by the writers on strike.
I hope he's not in her class!!! I can just hear it now.....
"I'm Chris Hansen from NBC's Dateline....."
He goes by the online moniker Hostrauser and pursues young girls on various pageantry forums. When our decoy was chatting with him he appeared to be extreme fetishist, esp. partial to girls carrying flags or the occasional flute.
Go read "Ishmael" a novel by Daniel Quinn. It will literally change your life.
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges.