Trombone players CAN get girls.

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Post by Jsaxm » Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:29 pm

Well, we are talking about trombone players, so we have to allow as much as we can so they might maybe have a chance, haha!!

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Post by Wildabeast » Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:16 pm

Well, they do utilize 7 positions. :tbone:
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Post by Jsaxm » Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:37 am

Wildabeast wrote:Well, they do utilize 7 positions. :tbone:
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Post by Hostrauser » Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:56 am

Wildabeast wrote:Well, they do utilize 7 positions. :tbone:
Win. :bow:

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Post by Brad » Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:14 pm

This may be over the edge, but they also have long slick slides.

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Post by PGOK » Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:58 pm

Brad wrote:This may be over the edge, but they also have long slick slides.

:duck:

Well, this won't sound as bad now.

Trombonists also know many alternate positions! (and when to use them)
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Post by senza cervello » Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:51 pm

PGOK wrote:
Brad wrote:This may be over the edge, but they also have long slick slides.

:duck:

Well, this won't sound as bad now.

Trombonists also know many alternate positions! (and when to use them)
I don't know... I've seen some pretty trombonists that are just completely clueless about what position to use. They're just so sloppy.
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Post by Jsaxm » Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:46 am

Ok, this is starting to head down a scary line. Let's be careful that we don't cross the line with some of our references. They are funny, but remember, you don't know who is reading this. Just make sure we keep it clean.

Thanks!! :D

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Post by Wildabeast » Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:19 am

Jsaxm wrote:Ok, this is starting to head down a scary line. Let's be careful that we don't cross the line with some of our references. They are funny, but remember, you don't know who is reading this. Just make sure we keep it clean.

Thanks!! :D
But, but, but.....there's truth & validity to my latest post. Doesn't 7th position look impressive? 8-)
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Post by Jsaxm » Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:06 am

HAHAHA!! OMG..... :lol:

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Post by BD94Euph » Fri Apr 11, 2008 12:01 pm

I was about to thank everyone for NOT GOING to the "positions" card, or the "slide" card...nevermind.

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Post by thunderdrmz » Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:02 pm

I never really realized how exceptionally cool trombone players are. Here I am, feeling silly about my silly stick and beat analogies :oops:
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Re: Trombone players CAN get girls.

Post by ThunderBandRocks » Sun Dec 28, 2008 2:33 am

Now I now why you started this topic. You trombonists are jealous. Of the saxophones. I'm sorry to tell you guys but us sax players can't help that we're so sexy. You just got burnt! Baaaadddddd!
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Re: Trombone players CAN get girls.

Post by lowbrass89 » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:30 pm

Well the sax is a good instrument but where they shine is jazz and jazz only. No offence to any sax players but it is extremely rare that the sax would be used in the orchestra. The Trombone section is the umph and power of the orchestra along with the Tuba. Tell me what would the storm section from William Tell be without the godly trombones? What about Schumann's 3rd Symphony mvt 4, Pines of the Appian way, or any excerpts were the trombone delivers the power?


Anyways I digress, point is there is a lot more about the trombone then just dating girls, and all the other references you guys made.
I wonder what the guy who wrote the guide would have to say about us Bass Trombone players haha.

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Re: Trombone players CAN get girls.

Post by WildCats1993 » Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:29 pm

Well...I guess that means our school is weird cause only three out of our like ten trombones have girlfiends...but whatever
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