A Boy Named Sue`
Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:37 pm
Elvis is not dead. I mean it. He came to my house last night and asked for a cup of sugar. Normally, I would just give sugar to somebody, but this was Elvis. He had a gold mug. So I gave him a cup of sugar in a gold mug. I was sure not to step on his Blue Suede Shoes.
